Monday, April 9, 2012

Ryan Lim - The Weirdest Zombie in the world


The weird story!!!
I was about to buy a burger, suddenly …..
A zombie with a yellow spotted, blue striped tan duck head and a rainbow crab hand and 40 other silver spotted gold octopus tentacles and 16 robotic purplish pink striped orange legs and 7 tails, 2 are yellow, 4 are turquoise and the other one is teal spotted green. He had 89 eyes over his body, each with different color, 7 mouths on his 29th tentacle, and 3 noses on his fore head and the other 3 where his mouth meant to be.
He sat on my burger, farted on it but his fart smells like shampoo. The zombie was disgusted with its smell and everybody was delighted with it. Out of nowhere a purple striped tan spotted teal mini spotted orange lady who wore monkey green poop. Her name was crazy idiot, she was a teacher, and however she had only a quarter of her brain (and a half of herself). Beside her were a part dwarf, part lion, part dragon, and part stegosaurus and part devil.
The first thing she did was let the most poisonous gas out of an endless hole on her shoulder. Everybody screamed and threw up on her. She quickly caught all the vomit in her mouth and swallowed it. The zombie and the mad lady met eyes. The zombie walked to the crazy lady and sat on her face, farting. The lady punched the zombie so hard it lost its 88 eyes.
The fight lasted for 3 days. The dwarf then joined in started pulling at the ladies leg. Suddenly the three idiots turned into a mutation. (Too censored and ugly to look at).


THE END
Not…
Crazy idiot went underground, the zombie went into a rainbow portal and farted his way in. (So now you now they multiplied into personals again)
Inside the portal you can see a whole lot of people the zombie’s species and a weird scenario. The ground was mixed poop, chocolate chips, goo, flames, pee and AK47s. Hills were the same but they were far too low to be hills in our world. The sky was orange striped teal dotted tan and mini dotted platinum. There were 64.7845021 out of coloured rainbows, 116,248.788043 big orange spotted haired moons and a teal striped pink star in the sky. Everywhere were lollypops or (don’t mean to be rude) under pants everywhere instead of trees and bushes. The dwarf just took my burger, put it on his head and shouted to me “Want to hang out?”  Everybody started laughing and the dwarf joined in laughing. His laugh sounds more like a squeaky cackle but people were actually laughing at him.
All of a sudden a male fairy princess riding on a unicorn crashed into the café, got out a yellow striped tan freeze ray and shot the dwarf. Then the whole world exploded and we were in that zombie world and the zombie, the fairy princess, crazy idiot, the frozen dwarf, Ben 10 and Darth Sidious were all dancing the Macarena. Wait… Ben 10! Darth Sidious! How the hell did they get here!


OK now you can call it the end.


THE END!!!
Oooh now some exclamation marks for effect.

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