The last supper with a burger

I was out buying a burger, suddenly…..

The burger came alive and said “You, you see my friend, Burgay?” then, I said “What, you’re friend? What about him?” then, Burger said “Yeah, that burgay! Do you know what he did to me?”

“No, what?” I said, Burger slapped me in the face, I slapped him back, he slapped me again, and then I slapped him again. “He killed my friend! Buryeg!” said Burger, showing an angry face at me. “OMG!”I said. “What, how?” I said, then Burger said, “He ate Buryeg up to the very bottom of his feet!”. I was surprised, and the other people saw me talking to a burger! But actually, I wasn’t talking to the burger, I was talking to the salad inside the burger! Then, a dog came barking at me. I didn’t care so, I ATE HIM UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            By the time I ate him up, that dog who was barking at me ran away. Then I said, “Whoo, what a relief". Then, Rishi came to me and said, “Hey bro, are you crazy talking to a burger?” I said, “Uh, no”. But, there was my father standing behind me the whole time!! My father said, “There you are you old sonny boy! Let’s go home before you trip and fall and break you’re head on the hard floor and get run over by a car!" I just ignored him. But, it was too late, I tripped and fell on the hard floor and broke my head and worse, I  got ran over by a LAMBROHGINI !!!!!

            Rishi said, “You are a nut’s getting run over by a lambrohgini, So I am getting a chocolacate milkshake” Then Akhelesh fainted for 5 minutes until Rishi slapped Akhelesh and Rishi said “Wake up you fool, or I’ll take SUPER DUPER COLD ICE WATER and pour it on you’re face!” I said, “Sure, what are you waiting for? Go on, do it!” But when Rishi came back, I died.

THE END

By Akhelesh & Rishi